TLC TUGGER

Long ago -
There once was a little babe born in Buffalo,
whose parents thought that the ugly extra skin had to go.

As he grew up - 
It didn’t feel as good as it should.
When he got older it was harder to attain wood.

Finally -
as an old man he grew wiser
and found out about the TLC Tugger

He sent in his money -
bought one that was offered.
Now his wife has a smile on her face
that no one can wipe off her.